Our thoughts, in order, upon seeing this offer from Pizza Hut: 1. If anyone proposes to us like this, we’re never speaking to them again. 2. Ten thousand dollars at Pizza Hut? 3. What does a Pizza Hut fireworks show look like? Is it pizza-themed? 4. This would be the ideal proposal if you were proposing to Liz Lemon. Paging “30 Rock’s” writers. 5. WHY DOES ANYONE THINK PUTTING A RING IN FOOD IS A GOOD IDEA? DON’T THEY KNOW THAT LEADS TO DISASTER? 6. Although, someone would have to be pretty dumb to accidentally eat a ring off pizza. “Oh, whoops, I thought it was gemstone pizza,” you’d have to tell the doctor. 7. But maybe if someone is dumb enough to think proposing with Pizza Hut is classy, they’re dumb enough to eat a ring? Are those different kinds of intelligence? Probably. 8. The Guardian just came out with a list of top five biggest regrets people report on their deathbeds, and we bet in 60 years “proposed using the Pizza Hut engagement package” will be on the list.
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Our thoughts, in order, upon seeing this offer from Pizza Hut:

1. If anyone proposes to us like this, we’re never speaking to them again.

2. Ten thousand dollars at Pizza Hut?

3. What does a Pizza Hut fireworks show look like? Is it pizza-themed?

4. This would be the ideal proposal if you were proposing to Liz Lemon. Paging “30 Rock’s” writers.

5. WHY DOES ANYONE THINK PUTTING A RING IN FOOD IS A GOOD IDEA? DON’T THEY KNOW THAT LEADS TO DISASTER?

6. Although, someone would have to be pretty dumb to accidentally eat a ring off pizza. “Oh, whoops, I thought it was gemstone pizza,” you’d have to tell the doctor.

7. But maybe if someone is dumb enough to think proposing with Pizza Hut is classy, they’re dumb enough to eat a ring? Are those different kinds of intelligence? Probably.

8. The Guardian just came out with a list of top five biggest regrets people report on their deathbeds, and we bet in 60 years “proposed using the Pizza Hut engagement package” will be on the list.

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  1. elledeau said: Did you see the $42K wedding that was part of Gilt DC today?
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